Jamie's 'top, top' testicles

Aside from being 'literally' the worst pundit in football, why does Jamie Redknapp persist in wearing those super-tight trousers that make his genitals bulge towards the camera? At least he's consistent mind, his incomprehensibly mangled manbits perfectly complement his mental capacities. I mean, I don't want to appear like a condescending cunt (I'm more of a sanctimonious shitface) but why are so many pundits allowed to get away with such basic manglements of the English language? I know that most professional footballers ended their education before they could take their GCSEs but surely producers should be stepping in every now and then to tell Jamie, Alan and co that they're talking absolute shit?

Back to the super-tight trousers , I've noticed that other 'top, top' pundits are similarly afflicted, perhaps pundits' packed pants play a large part in their proficiency in talking absolute bollocks by draining fluid away from their brains. Maybe there should be a pundit moratorium to see if this is a genuine problem? Or perhaps my noticing this phallic phenomena says more about me than anyone else.