Has anyone noticed the peculiar looking Bryan Swanson popping up on Sky Sports News discussing the latest transfer deals? There's a sinister quality about him, as though he was borne out of a Sky Sports News machine. He didn't come out of the womb covered in feces and blood like the rest of us, he thrust out of the creature that bore him with microphone in hand gabbing shit about contract extensions. With his permanent grin and endless cliched transfer garble, he's like a wind up doll spitting out packaged piffle. He even looks like Buzz Lightyear.
Is this a sign of things to come? Is there a production line of these monsters waiting to pounce on our idiotboxes? Is the mindless, fixed-grin, dour, fucking thick Alan Shearer one of them already?
Is this a sign of things to come? Is there a production line of these monsters waiting to pounce on our idiotboxes? Is the mindless, fixed-grin, dour, fucking thick Alan Shearer one of them already?
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